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So, word is that these networks aren't all that secure, and that some naughty boys know how to read them~

Well, to all you little voyeurs out there, let me just say, that while you may be stronger than me now, may even be stronger than the Prince, if there is one constant in this world, it's that everything must one day die.

It may not be today, and it may not be by my hand, but one day all you little soldiers and scientists will suffer a unpleasant end, be it from age, choking on a pretzel, or maybe a spear through the heart~ It's not the how that's important, it's the when, and if I know humans, the when will be in the blink of an eye.

Now, when that happens, your soul can go one of two places, and given what I've heard about you naughty boys and girls here, you won't be going to the good place.

Oh no, you'll be going to my domain. And when you do, I will make it my personal mission to find each and every last one of your souls, and what I will do to them will make you envy the Prinnies in charge of the demonic septic system. There will be no cutesy chores or chances for redemption, merely a eternity of unrelenting horror.

Remember all of you out there, I'm a demon, I know all about eternity~

Taking Flonne-chan, I'm sad to say, is going to have some unfortunate consequences for all of you.

Stay safe loves~

Beauty Queen Etna

[The camera flicks on to show Etna sitting in front of the computer with a very smug expression on her face. Leaning her hand against her palm, she tries unsuccessfully to avoid snickering, before giving the camera a grin that would do a Cheshire proud.]

So, Prince, I was just going through all the stuff that had been left in that room you gave me, all by my lonesome may I add, and all because my cruel Overlord could not spare even a few hours to help his most faithful and beloved vassal clean her room even after all the trauma she's been though!

[She pauses to heave a dramatic sigh, before that grin returns]

Anyway, while I was slaving away to make the room you forced upon me just the slightest bit livable, I happened to stumble on something I think might belong to you~

[Another pause, possibly to give Laharl time to wonder what exactly she had found]

Now, I was debating just throwing it out, after all the cruelties you've inflicted upon me recently, but alas I am but a poor simple vassal, too foolishly loyal to ever betray her beloved prince, and so out of that loyalty, I saved it for you.

[After another despairing sigh, Etna leans close to the camera, giving it a nice view of her fangs as her tail swishes in the background]

After all, I know there's no way you'd ever want to loose this!

[The this in question is a rather nice picture of Laharl and Flonne kissing under the mistletoe. Etna makes sure to hold it nice and close so the camera can clearly show the details to anyone watching]

So, now tell me Prince, is it possible the reason you haven't laid claim to this land, and asserted your right as Overlord to rule all who inhabit it, is not because you're too lazy, or irresponsible, or going soft as I feared, but simply because you and Flonne-chan have been too busy making out in my absence?~

[Then, just to rub salt in the wounds, Etna makes a little pouty kissy face at the camera]

Just remember, I'm not babysitting any kids~

[That said, she reaches up and flicks the camera off, unable to suppress her giggles as she does.]

Oyoy! Prince! Flonne-chan! PRINNIES! Somebody care to explain how I took a vacation to what looks like Earth without knowing?

Why can’t I remember…please, please don’t let this mean my memories have been stolen again.

Anyway, for anyone listening, I’m Etna beauty queen and the future Overlord Right hand vassal of the Overlord. If any noble hero feels the need to rescue a lovely damsel in distress, please let me know. I’ll make sure you’re amply rewarded~

Also, Prinnies, if I find out where you’re slacking off, there will be a bloody reckoning unlike any seen in the history of the Netherworld! If you want to avoid this fate, get out here NOW!!!

Oh, and thanks for the help Alice! We girls gotta look after each other after all ;)